Conte and Kenny Show

Jan 11th 2010

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:55:58 GMT

A FUN FILLED SHOW WITH LOTS OF STUFF.... Relationship advice from 3 emotionallly empty comedians Playoffs?? Did you say Playoffs??? Steroids Conte has a retarded dream and much more

Jan 4th New Year, same mess

Conte and Kenny Show — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:10:22 GMT

Yep The Conte and Kenny Show is upon the new year and it is the same ol' shit, Kenny says gay shit Conte hates himself Gaffney cant use a microphone correctly and lots more enjoy

Dec 28th Last show of the year 2009

Conte and Kenny Show — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:33:09 GMT

Some things on the program Pete bond, pete nixon or one half of "the repeat offenders" whatever name he wants to be called a wrestler /actor stops in for a while, The Christmas day shirt bomber Deaths in 2009 another installment of "Lets talk about it" with mike gaffney football playoff senerios and lots of other picture postcards ENJOY ZILTCHES

Dec 21st Christmas Show

Conte and Kenny Show — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:25:28 GMT

Our Christmas show had such as follows Gay grab bag secret santa Conte is going to be an uncle The ghost of Paul Lynde calls in and so much more enjoy

Dec 14th more Tiger, More guidos, more asses

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:47:43 GMT

Tiger Woods update italian prime minister attacked steven segall getting pulled over by cops stories and a whole lot of nothing!! enjoy

Dec 7th Johnny O in studio

Conte and Kenny Show — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:35:51 GMT

Johnny O sits in studio, Mike Gaffney is becoming a permanent fixture Tiger Woods, cheating , swingers and other picture postcards Korean Driver fails driving test 950 times and much much more enjoy

Nov 30th Tiger,Hackery,Woman exercise machine

Conte and Kenny Show — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:46:03 GMT

Tiger Woods Hack Comic impressionist Womans sexy sexy exercise dumbell Dave Sirus and Mike Gaffney in studio lots lots lots more

Nov 23rd Mike and Dave

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:19:10 GMT

Mike Gaffney and Dave Sirus sit in studio American idol does the "Madonna" thing on the AMA's Facebook the Face of evil? and lots more Enjoy

Nov 16th Split Point, hitting women and sh*tting yerself

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:41:39 GMT

Mike Gaffney sits in ( again) get the hint?????? Conte tells a cute story about his underdrawers When is it ok to hit a woman? The metal band Split Point joins us!! Conte is a fag this was a dandy

Nov 9th a new enemy, new religeon, mike gaffney

Conte and Kenny Show — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:56:22 GMT

A gem for a show, Kenny was on fire, Mike Gaffney stops in yankees talk the "it" girl sits in too we create our own religeon, and we bash a douchebag comic enjoy!!

Nov 2nd Rich Carucci, in studio

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:19:54 GMT

Rich Carucci sits in studio and tells funny stories about hijacking a nyc bus Yankee baseball, Conte sees a new movie Halloween stories The worst song ever?? you wont believe this one. Too fat to kill? and much much more

Oct 26th Smokey &The bandit, Halloween

Conte and Kenny Show — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:25:11 GMT

Sorry for the delay, i will keep this short and sweet Conte watches Smokey and the bandit for the 1st time Halloween, and lots more stuff, just go listen

Oct 19 Conte's back!

Conte and Kenny Show — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:06:41 GMT

After 2 weeks away from the show Conte is back, Back from Reno,Nevada Back from having a girlfriend Back from being a Jets fan and hes just as silly as he always been Reno,Jets,relationships, and many other lovely things to talk about. Enjoy

Oct 5th The Conteless and Kenny Show

Conte and Kenny Show — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:56:07 GMT

With Conte out ( performing in reno nevada) Mike Gaffney fills in and does a fine job. Besides them wishing Conte would crash on his flight to the west coast ( him being in the air DURING the actual broadcast makes it a little eerie) they run the gammet on conte bashing. All done in love they do a fine job talking about other nonsense that conte would have talked about anyway. Tune in and enjoy the jealousy of kenny who wished he could be at "Catch a Rising Star" like his counterpart Conte.

Sept 28th Dildo's and mens hineys

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:10:25 GMT

NY SPORTS lots of winners George Carlin Tribute online??? our friend likes to get WHAT put in his ASS? Roman Polanski and other fine fine tingys

Sept 21st Welcome to the Stinker room

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:41:17 GMT

J E T S JETS JETS JETS Teddy Daniels in studio Katie from Wisconsen sits in The premiere of "The Stinker Room" every time someone blurts out a bad line or joke, they are in the stinker room, and when you lay out a gem, you are back out...The room was filled like Mark Sanchez's family's childhood bedroom. Enjoy

Sept 14th Satan from europe visits

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:35:46 GMT

Dave Ingram a satanist,singer,and radio host from Europe visits the states and stops in the studio. Evil ensues, Conte has a gf? Patrick swayze dies and the tasteless jokes begin man rapes another man in a wheelchair lots of other things that we are ashamed of. Enjoy

August 31st---Kennys Birthday Show

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:18:08 GMT

Kennys 33rd Birthday Show had a bunch of surprizes.. Joe Fernandes and his GF Kerry (joes childhood friend) are guests The phone calls come in throughout the night...special special guests include Bob Levy (Stern show) Beetlejuice!! Mike Morse ( miserable men sirius xm) and many more.. Fun times

August 24th A "Magical" show

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:04:03 GMT

A real slight of hand magician "Vinne Magic" sits in. Conte watches the worst chick flick ever! foreskin,foreskin,foreskin Hot for teacher Aids is granular!!! Dont ask me, i have no idea and I WAS THERE!! lISTEN with caution C & K

August 17 Johnny Watson in studio

Conte and Kenny Show — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:26:56 GMT

Comedian Johnny Watson stops in studio, its been almost a week since this show aired ( sorry for the delay) that I forgot what we talked about, but im sure it was brilliant. Just listen and like it!! C AND K

August 10 Dave Sirus

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:09:09 GMT

Dave Sirus our comic buddy from L.A. sits in and that smart jew bastid is funny. Some topics Conte loves Quantum Leap Animal Sex The L.A Fitness shooter,,,is it Conte? Woman is duped into changing the diaper of a 40 yr old man! and much more.....listen in Thanks

August 3rd Bring on socialism

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:27:36 GMT

Conte and Kenny have both hit on hard times, so they will accept any donations or programs that will help them finacially. other discussions: Obamas beerfest Semen donations 77 yr old transgender and is the studio Haunted???? Enjoy!!

July 27th Girls ,Girls ,Girls

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:45:26 GMT

NO.. Motley Crue didnt stop by, and we did not review one of Elvis's bad movies. We had 3 hot girls sittin in and we discussed things like the upcoming events on the lifetime channel,why are men so selfish,and whats the biggest difference between boys and girls. Not really, but we do try to dig into the creepy side of conte. Lots of other good stuff too. tune in to vaginaville

July 20th Conte and Kenny finished?

Conte and Kenny Show — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:18:47 GMT

Are Conte and Kenny done? Is Kenny a scorned co host? Is Conte moving on to bigger and better things? Is Kenny just a big over dramatic baby? tune in and find out in the 1st 40 minutes also Moon landing bit goes sour Paul Mcartney Kitten made into stew by dispicable sub human and other picture postcards Enjoy!

July 13 2009 Bob is in studio

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:56:51 GMT

Bob visits the show !! Mike Gaffney stops in for half the show Backseat BBQ Contest update!!! and much much more

July 6th Post 4th of july show

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:34:32 GMT

Joe's Childhood pal Bill sits in and says about 13 words the whole show, mainly because the hosts dont give anyone a chance to speak. 1) more michael jackson chat 2) Steve Mcnairs Murder 3) Audio from Metal Breakfast Radio's Tribute to our show episode 4) who blew off whos finger over the holiday? and much more enjoy

June 29th 2009 Death and Benadryl

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:29:09 GMT

Between the half of dozen famous deaths since the last show and Kennys "its the benadryl talkin" excuse, this show is bizzare in itself.The first show without bob on a regular basis,the talk of Michael Jackson of course takes presidence over most topics. We managed to squeeze in some Billy Mays,Farrah,Bernie Madoff, a 911 call from a McDonalds, and much more. O yea, Kenny has daydreams on the air of the freaky kinds, about what he wants to see and do with Conte and James. B-E-N-A-D-R-Y-L.. kenny takes it and we all laugh puzzled. Enjoy

June 22 2009

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:59:57 GMT

A sad day on the program.Someone is leaving the show? listen in and check it out. But its still a funny show Thanks C and K

June 15th 2009 with Dave Sirus

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:43:32 GMT

Dave Sirus sits in and Bob is out for the day, its been a while since the show but I do remeember it being a good show with lots of stupidity,rederic, and nonsense. O YEA a larry king segment which was realllllly funny too ! Sorry for the delay

JUNE 8TH ARRIVAL OF THE CREEP...

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:52:11 GMT

THATS RIGHT, THE REAL KENNY SHOWS UP! AND ACTUALLY OUT CREEPS JOE. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "NO JACKET FOR YOU"! LISTEN TO THEN END OF THE SHOW TO FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE HUB BUB IS ABOUT, BUB.

June 1st 2009 New Studio!

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:28:27 GMT

After a week off for memorial day, we start the summer in a NEW STUDIO in NJ, and we think we are going to LOVE it. We start off recapping the "Backseat BBQ Contest" some other things. Conte tells an old story about an "almost 3some" Gay kid is voted Prom Queen Young girls are not very prudish Teachers cant give F's anymore? Are there any classic comedies in the last few years? Joes friends dad loves penis?? and a little rapper boy who is 97 yrs old? enjoy folks!

May 18th 2009 a special day?

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:34:21 GMT

A special day on the show? we cant say, but you will find out the next show. Some things that we touched on 1: The Backseat BBQ Contest BEGINS!!! 2: Field day as a child. 3: An all black cast of "The Princess and the Frog" 4: Farrah Fawcett dying, ( and a little hell breaks loose) and much much more....enjoy kids!

May 11th 2009 No Comics Laughing

Conte and Kenny Show — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:21:02 GMT

Happy Mothers Day! We celebrate it with the Comedy Competition like none other. 5 Comics, 11 audience memebers( including the comics) and a huge peice of wood /box on stage basically in the way. NO COMICS LAUGHING is the best name for this possible.Listen to 5 comics perform in front of other comics, and the uncomfortabe silence shall begin. Definitly worth the wait. enjoy kids! C AND K

May 4th 2009

Conte and Kenny Show — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:11:46 GMT

Sorry it took so long to get this show out, I dont even remeember what this episode was about, so take a gamble and listen to it, odds are it will stink, but always funny. C and K

4-27-2009

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:27:07 GMT

Well..No Bob..again...But Harry Carey does stop by to talk about Bea Arthur and Baseball. We talk about the Swine Flu, NFL Draft, We get a hot girl call in about masturbation and of course NO COMICS LAUGHING!!!!!!

4-20-09 A Star is born!!

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:22:02 GMT

On hitlers birthday, the yearly celebration of pot smoking, a new charator has been born on the C&K Show, and KENNY is not the voice!!! ( maybe not an ORIGINAL one) but one none the less. other stupidity 47 yr old man married to an 8 yr old girl in saudi arabia one of our listeners sits on the phone for half of the show and lots lots more Enjoy

April 13 is Bree Olson Day...

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:00:29 GMT

What a great day on the CK Show...First a call from the loveable and cuddley porn star Bree Olson (BreeOlson.Com). Enforcer Pookie calls in , Avast ye Pirates abound!!! And we find out that Kenny's sisters used to make him wear a dress and listen to Xanadu....oof. 'Splains alot, no? Lot more "Lowbrow and Cultish" humor for all!!!!

April 6th 2009 Shame on you

Conte and Kenny Show — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:30:39 GMT

Baseball starts April fools joke gone wrong? Matt Bridgstone is a star while not even being on the show Matt was a star, on the news Johnny Rizzo promos and much much more

March 30 2009

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:51:10 GMT

No Bob on this show so we bring in a cool jew named Mike. Also 2 hot chicks stop by,we recapped the big comedy night at starland ballroom,original human hillbilly beatbox, ukranian polka band does katy perry, young girls are whores? Kenny "the QVC don west" offends everyone with his products that he is selling...Also look for a very special announcement coming soon!

March 23rd Episode...The Steamroller

Conte and Kenny Show — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:55:35 GMT

Rich Carrucci returns once again...and guess what...hes not drunk! Hes a polite gentle good boy....Please...tune in and find out for yourselves. Juia Roberts, tattling on hookers, are actors the least talented...and the Conte and Kenny show throw their weight behind a girl whos modeling for Maxim...and if we throw our weight around....(here)