Conte and Kenny Show

08-11-08 part 1

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:41:40 GMT

Glenn miller stops by ( satans comic) and bob is out, the show was very fun, from goofing on the caller ian awesome ( you gotta hear this saga) to ripping on david duke the kkk leader now spouting off about barack obama, we discuss the cake farter girl from Hate Speech Radio show on cringe, uncut genitals vs cut ones. and so much more... a must listen

8-04-08 part 2

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:07:50 GMT

Johnny Rizzo. part 2

8-04-08 part 1

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:54:12 GMT

Johnny Rizzo stops in,aliens, assaninations, conspiracies, we are convinced johnny is clinically insane and we love him for that. dont miss this one

The Moustache Cronicles Part 2

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:56:42 GMT

We return...but the moustaches dont. They have returned to the "Wilfred Brimley Moustache Mothership" leaving us to discuss our Backseat BBQ contest, our upcoming roast, the n-word and a special surprise call in from recording artist "Ian". Ian talk to two old jews who signed the "black man from Harlem Lemon Lewis"

The Moustache Cronicles part 1

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:31:39 GMT

Two mysterious moustaches find there way to the Conte and Kenny Show. One lands on our own Kenny Michaels and the other on our special guest David Sirus. Mamma Mia, Dark Knight, a listeners letter and of course moustaches are discussed in this Part One of the "Moustache Cronicles". Be sure to download part two!!!

Big ASodomyTheme ParksAnd a belly dancer

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:39:42 GMT

Check out our latest show that features Big A from Opie and Anthony & the Ron and Fez Shows. We get a surprise interview with a belly dancer from turkey. Harry Carey makes a return, Sodomy= Conquering (i dunno ask Kenny)...and loads more!!!

What a show!!!

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:58:12 GMT

Great show! Big A (from Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez) calls in, Johnny O July 4th bbq party, WWW.myspace.com/iandanceslikethunder...enough said about that, Dave Sirus, Zool....Amazing show...it was only 3 hours but we felt like we could have done another 3!!! Enjoy!

Kenny is out, let the mess begin

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:43:33 GMT

Description: Kenny is out at the yankees game with his sister, so to fill his shoes we get rich carucci and mike gaffney.Terrorism, death penalty for child rapists? Don imus, racism, and beer drinking from the best mess of a human being rich carucci. Its a formula for disaster and laughs. Someone kill kenny next time he decides to "take a day off".

Tribute to The Legend George Carlin

Conte and Kenny Show — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:45:34 GMT

Very simple, George Carlin............. and Johnny O in studio.

Carucci is a no show. we salvage

Conte and Kenny Show — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:54:14 GMT

The Show was spectaclular, stupendous, unbelieveable, and classic. Well it was ok, TV show themes, bad phone calls, untimely deaths and kenny yelling again. worth the download.

Harry Carrey sings the blues,retarded baseball players, and more

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:45:39 GMT

The Show starts off with Harry Carrey doing a eulogy for the late Jim Mckay, with Soul Joel Richardson sitting in we dive into retarded baseball players,how conte and james met, our fantasy rock bands, and a slew of other homoerotic episodes. Join in and listen for conte to blabber out something that will surely be the new anthem for the show and become our new promo. ( pssst its around 2 hours and 9 minutes in.)

A girlllll in the studio. Heather visits us.

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:23:21 GMT

Heather Height is in studio promoting her new show Marconi's regret on rockland world radio.com which premieres june 4th @ 730pm. Conte admits some embarassing episode over the weekend, white ass brent is picked on because he says nice things about the show in his blog. We play the "guess if conte saw the movie or not game" and it was better than we thought it would be. Tune in for some low brow and cultish broadcasting.

The Memorial day show

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:42:29 GMT

Well we were the only morons doing radio on memorial day,and it turned out to be a pretty fun show, 1. Conte saw WHAT MOVIE?????? 2. Conte did WHAT illegal activity? 3. The Otto BBQ update 4. Celebrity sighting at the party, 5. Kenny is gonna be homeless? 6. isnt that enough to want to listen to the podcast? 7. Fuck off PLUS WE GOT THE INTERLOPER:ALIEN WARRIOR COMEDIAN FROM LAST COMIC STANDING!!!

Johnny Watson in studio, Chris Rock? what?

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:22:16 GMT

Johnny Watson is in studio and we get off to a quick start ripping on conte for not seeing "footloose" among many,many,many,many other fine films. Chris Rock is in studio ? what? nevermind, just listen and enjoy douchebags.

Buda is in, Deaf Kareoke is back!!

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:39:49 GMT

Comic friend Buda joins the show, we have deaf kareoke again, and its better than ever. More star wars voices and references throughout the show that we really needed, and a whole lot more, a B+

The Conte and Kenny Show

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:30:12 GMT

Back from doing our 1st ever xm show, we experienced technical problems AGAIN, but we worked it out with a really good show with our pal Matt Bridgestone.Sappy tapes made for girls, racist animals, Mccain called his wife a what? A soon to be classic johnny o rant, and much much more.

The XM Satellite Radio Debut

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:11:05 GMT

The debut of "Puppies and Sunshine with Otto and George" On the virus channel 202 was lots of fun, with Joe Conte and Kenny Michaels. No need to describe what transpired, it was a good show and it showcased a lot of fantastic stories from otto including a segment called "Ask George" check it out

Technical difficulties, but we saved it

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:20:50 GMT

We missed the 1st 1/2 hour but we started late and it was a fun show,We were without james ( maybe the reason we had technical problems) but otto and george ( actually just otto) stepped in and had awful ,terrible and horrid things to say, but was funny as shit, Joe and kenny bring back old stories of sex with hookers, girls snoring while having sex and other atrocities. Enjoy and suggit.

Good vs Evil, the westbor baptist chruch back on the show

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:49:50 GMT

Our pal david harris from the church of satan in studio with a call from the westboro baptist church( google them) and the interview begins, with visits from, gay leno, harry carry, walken, and many other kenny impressions, pope on a reality show? this one was fun

Otto & George , The Comic Stripper, Gay Leno.,

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:40:15 GMT

Those 3 people right there should get you to click on this podcast right away, if not, just go outside jump in front of a garbage truck and thats the same feeling you will get after listening to this hysterical disaterous mess.

Final round of The No Comics Laughing Contest part 2

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:20:29 GMT

Part 2 Kids

Final round of the No Comics Laughing contest part 1

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:17:29 GMT

The final round of the contest was the best round of all, the show itself was the best out of all 3 rounds also, massage parlors, prostitutes, sex with a canteloupe, and many other high brow topics werd discussed along with the contest hosted by the fantastic Joe Fernandes, dont miss this episode BOTH PARTS.

2nd round of the contest, part 2 of the podcast

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:25:41 GMT

2nd round of the contest episode part 2

2nd round of the contest, part 1 of the podcast

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:18:23 GMT

The 2nd round of the competition went better than expected the comics all did great and it was a very close race, check it out to see who goes on next week, teddy daniels did a fine job hosting and a lot of the same zeros that were here ast week showed up again, we love em.

The 1st round of the No Comics Laughing Contest, Otto's back

Conte and Kenny Show — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:34:44 GMT

Here it is, the 1st round of the No Comics Laughing competition, with guest judges Otto ( otto and george) and the reverend david harris from the church of satan. The warm and fuzzy Johnny O starts off the contest by hosting and doing a bang up job ( here boy) with a studio /theater filled with friends and friends of the competitors it made for a great fun night none of us will forget ..well...something like that.

Our 1st show on Ubroadcast

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:05:57 GMT

Very exciting for us that we are broadcasting on ubroadcast, boring for you. The show in fact, was real good, a tiny woman gives birth to a fetus almost as big as her, the music our military tortures enimies with, and a whole lot of other useless crap. Check it out .

One for the ages

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:47:17 GMT

Bobs dramatic acting for the contest promo, weiner poopie is on the board, Homecoming queen is a DISASTER, the most spoiled girl on the planet, duelling Christopher Walkens? Need we say more? One worth listening to. Scouts Honor.

Sad Songs, Young Trannys? Comedy Contest

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:34:43 GMT

Lets see, how could this show have been so good, so borderline offensive and just plain silly at the same time? Young girl wants a weiner? Radio commercial for busting a nut? the worlds saddest songs? italians who sexual assault teenagers? weiner poop...

Bob was ill tonite - Mike Gaffney sits in.

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:05:03 GMT

Kenny tries his hardest to come out of the closet tonight. Many times...

Where do we even begin with this gem of a show?

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:23:03 GMT

Well 1st off Teddy Daniels ( The Riviera, Las Vegas ) filled in for james and did a splendid job. Between the man growing tree bark on his body, the sissy pussy bands we like, moped rides as kids, the return of Imus, Conte in a new comedy video on you tube,and even some tight pants wearing black men on you tube that kenny found. we can say you wont be dissapointed ( unlike most of our shows.)

The limb craving beauty paegent, low self esteem all good things

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:51:55 GMT

Enjoy this show with talks of beauty pageants with missing limbs, jet games and boobs, old war stories about the women ( or lack of) we have been with. Conte opens up about his self esteem issues, and a slew of other mind boring topics.....fun times for all

Conte and Kenny Show

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:20:59 GMT

Dave Sirus joins us inthe studio, and to tell you the truth we had trouble putting this episode up and now thats its a week old I forgot what was on the show, im sure it was witty, funny, intellectual and abrasively arrogant. You tell us, we have the memory of a newborn baby.

KENNY GETS A CREDIT CARD (and a towel for Joe)!

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:03:27 GMT

Our ace in the hole Kenny Michaels is taking care of family bizz this show, but we are lucky enough to have Mike Gaffney and Chris Johnston do a more than adequate job filling in for Mr. Michaels. Kenny does call in and tell us about his newly aquired credit card with an interesting limit (lets just say it aint no American Express Black). Writers strike, stagehand strike, 4 girls 1 mouth, tons more!

Hot dead chick or a living 92 year old?

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:52:24 GMT

What is less sick, Banging a hot dead chick or a living 92 year old woman? We take that complex question head on. Kenny reveals his new talent as a psychic (we actually have 2 ladies in the studio), Joe goes off about tartar sauce with borderline fatal laughing, good ol fashioned fun with necrophilia, Otto outtakes and lots more!!!

The Show, minus Bob + Zool = A Mess

Conte and Kenny Show — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:02:33 GMT

With Bob out doing the father thing, we got Zool to take his place. Zool brings his style of class, upper crust , almost royal family like witty banter to the table, not THIS table, instead its childish bellowing, racist remarks and just mindless chatter. Maybe thats why we like him, Racey the clown makes a guest appearance. Teen boy freed from jail after 2 years for having fun with another teen, Drunk horney text message from Kenny to Conte @ 430am, the 5 most unsexiest women in america. and much more.

Kenny's back with a vengeance PT 2 (the last few minutes)

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:31:21 GMT

the last few moments of the show from 10/22

Kenny's back with a vengeance..sort of. PT 1

Conte and Kenny Show — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:03:27 GMT

Kenny came back with a fireball of rage, intensity, and comic genius...well he was drunk by the 2nd hour. The top 10 comedy movies of all time, cocaine stories, puppy tossing. angry basketball players, the yankees mess, and shitty pussy pants?

Conte and Kenny Show

08-11-08 part 1

8-04-08 part 2

8-04-08 part 1

The Moustache Cronicles Part 2

The Moustache Cronicles part 1

Big A****Sodomy****Theme Parks****And a belly dancer

What a show!!!

Kenny is out, let the mess begin

Tribute to The Legend George Carlin

Carucci is a no show. we salvage

Harry Carrey sings the blues,retarded baseball players, and more

A girlllll in the studio. Heather visits us.

The Memorial day show

Johnny Watson in studio, Chris Rock? what?

Buda is in, Deaf Kareoke is back!!

The Conte and Kenny Show

The XM Satellite Radio Debut

Technical difficulties, but we saved it

Good vs Evil, the westbor baptist chruch back on the show

Otto & George , The Comic Stripper, Gay Leno.,

Final round of The No Comics Laughing Contest part 2

Final round of the No Comics Laughing contest part 1

2nd round of the contest, part 2 of the podcast

2nd round of the contest, part 1 of the podcast

The 1st round of the No Comics Laughing Contest, Otto's back

Our 1st show on Ubroadcast

One for the ages

Sad Songs, Young Trannys? Comedy Contest

Bob was ill tonite - Mike Gaffney sits in.

Where do we even begin with this gem of a show?

The limb craving beauty paegent, low self esteem all good things

Conte and Kenny Show

KENNY GETS A CREDIT CARD (and a towel for Joe)!

Hot dead chick or a living 92 year old?

The Show, minus Bob + Zool = A Mess

Kenny's back with a vengeance PT 2 (the last few minutes)

Kenny's back with a vengeance..sort of. PT 1

Big ASodomyTheme ParksAnd a belly dancer