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Jan 11th 2010
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January 13, 2010 12:55 PM PST

A FUN FILLED SHOW WITH LOTS OF STUFF....

Relationship advice from 3 emotionallly empty comedians

Playoffs?? Did you say Playoffs???

Steroids

Conte has a retarded dream

and much more

Jan 4th New Year, same mess
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January 08, 2010 12:10 PM PST

Yep The Conte and Kenny Show is upon the new year and it is the same ol' shit,

Kenny says gay shit

Conte hates himself

Gaffney cant use a microphone correctly

and lots more

enjoy

Dec 28th Last show of the year 2009
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January 03, 2010 07:33 AM PST

Some things on the program
Pete bond, pete nixon or one half of "the repeat offenders" whatever name he wants to be called a wrestler /actor stops in for a while,
The Christmas day shirt bomber
Deaths in 2009
another installment of "Lets talk about it" with mike gaffney
football playoff senerios
and lots of other picture postcards
ENJOY ZILTCHES

Dec 21st Christmas Show
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January 02, 2010 01:25 PM PST

Our Christmas show had such as follows

Gay grab bag secret santa

Conte is going to be an uncle

The ghost of Paul Lynde calls in

and so much more

enjoy

Dec 14th more Tiger, More guidos, more asses
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December 15, 2009 02:47 PM PST

Tiger Woods update

italian prime minister attacked

steven segall

getting pulled over by cops stories

and a whole lot of nothing!!

enjoy

Dec 7th Johnny O in studio
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December 13, 2009 04:35 PM PST

Johnny O sits in studio, Mike Gaffney is becoming a permanent fixture

Tiger Woods, cheating , swingers and other picture postcards

Korean Driver fails driving test 950 times

and much much more

enjoy

Nov 30th Tiger,Hackery,Woman exercise machine
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December 05, 2009 09:46 AM PST

Tiger Woods

Hack Comic impressionist

Womans sexy sexy exercise dumbell

Dave Sirus and Mike Gaffney in studio

lots lots lots more

Nov 23rd Mike and Dave
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December 02, 2009 11:19 AM PST

Mike Gaffney and Dave Sirus sit in studio

American idol does the "Madonna" thing on the AMA's

Facebook the Face of evil?

and lots more

Enjoy

Nov 16th Split Point, hitting women and sh*tting yerself
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November 18, 2009 09:41 AM PST

Mike Gaffney sits in ( again) get the hint??????

Conte tells a cute story about his underdrawers

When is it ok to hit a woman?

The metal band Split Point joins us!!

Conte is a fag

this was a dandy

Nov 9th a new enemy, new religeon, mike gaffney
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November 12, 2009 07:56 PM PST

A gem for a show, Kenny was on fire,

Mike Gaffney stops in

yankees talk

the "it" girl sits in too

we create our own religeon,

and we bash a douchebag comic

enjoy!!

Nov 2nd Rich Carucci, in studio
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November 04, 2009 11:19 AM PST

Rich Carucci sits in studio and tells funny stories about hijacking a nyc bus

Yankee baseball,

Conte sees a new movie

Halloween stories

The worst song ever?? you wont believe this one.

Too fat to kill?

and much much more

Oct 26th Smokey &The bandit, Halloween
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November 02, 2009 01:25 PM PST

Sorry for the delay, i will keep this short and sweet

Conte watches Smokey and the bandit for the 1st time

Halloween,

and lots more stuff,

just go listen

Oct 19 Conte's back!
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October 23, 2009 03:06 AM PDT

After 2 weeks away from the show Conte is back,

Back from Reno,Nevada

Back from having a girlfriend

Back from being a Jets fan

and hes just as silly as he always been

Reno,Jets,relationships, and many other lovely things to talk about.

Enjoy

Oct 5th The Conteless and Kenny Show
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October 16, 2009 01:56 PM PDT

With Conte out ( performing in reno nevada) Mike Gaffney fills in and does a fine job. Besides them wishing Conte would crash on his flight to the west coast ( him being in the air DURING the actual broadcast makes it a little eerie) they run the gammet on conte bashing. All done in love they do a fine job talking about other nonsense that conte would have talked about anyway. Tune in and enjoy the jealousy of kenny who wished he could be at "Catch a Rising Star" like his counterpart Conte.

Sept 28th Dildo's and mens hineys
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October 01, 2009 02:10 PM PDT

NY SPORTS lots of winners

George Carlin Tribute online???

our friend likes to get WHAT put in his ASS?

Roman Polanski

and other fine fine tingys

Sept 21st Welcome to the Stinker room
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September 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT

J E T S JETS JETS JETS

Teddy Daniels in studio

Katie from Wisconsen sits in

The premiere of "The Stinker Room" every time someone blurts out a bad line or joke, they are in the stinker room, and when you lay out a gem, you are back out...The room was filled like Mark Sanchez's family's childhood bedroom.

Enjoy

Sept 14th Satan from europe visits
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September 17, 2009 01:35 PM PDT

Dave Ingram a satanist,singer,and radio host from Europe visits the states and stops in the studio. Evil ensues,

Conte has a gf?
Patrick swayze dies and the tasteless jokes begin
man rapes another man in a wheelchair

lots of other things that we are ashamed of.

Enjoy

August 31st---Kennys Birthday Show
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September 08, 2009 05:18 PM PDT

Kennys 33rd Birthday Show had a bunch of surprizes..

Joe Fernandes and his GF Kerry (joes childhood friend) are guests

The phone calls come in throughout the night...special special guests include Bob Levy (Stern show) Beetlejuice!! Mike Morse ( miserable men sirius xm) and many more..

Fun times

August 24th A "Magical" show
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August 27, 2009 01:04 PM PDT

A real slight of hand magician "Vinne Magic" sits in.

Conte watches the worst chick flick ever!

foreskin,foreskin,foreskin

Hot for teacher

Aids is granular!!!

Dont ask me, i have no idea and I WAS THERE!!

lISTEN with caution

C & K

August 17 Johnny Watson in studio
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August 24, 2009 11:26 AM PDT

Comedian Johnny Watson stops in studio, its been almost a week since this show aired ( sorry for the delay) that I forgot what we talked about, but im sure it was brilliant.

Just listen and like it!!

C AND K

August 10 Dave Sirus
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August 13, 2009 09:09 AM PDT

Dave Sirus our comic buddy from L.A. sits in and that smart jew bastid is funny.
Some topics

Conte loves Quantum Leap
Animal Sex
The L.A Fitness shooter,,,is it Conte?
Woman is duped into changing the diaper of a 40 yr old man!

and much more.....listen in Thanks

August 3rd Bring on socialism
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August 06, 2009 09:27 AM PDT

Conte and Kenny have both hit on hard times, so they will accept any donations or programs that will help them finacially.

other discussions:

Obamas beerfest
Semen donations
77 yr old transgender
and is the studio Haunted????

Enjoy!!

July 27th Girls ,Girls ,Girls
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July 29, 2009 06:45 AM PDT

NO.. Motley Crue didnt stop by, and we did not review one of Elvis's bad movies. We had 3 hot girls sittin in and we discussed things like the upcoming events on the lifetime channel,why are men so selfish,and whats the biggest difference between boys and girls. Not really, but we do try to dig into the creepy side of conte. Lots of other good stuff too. tune in to vaginaville

July 20th Conte and Kenny finished?
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July 24, 2009 09:18 AM PDT

Are Conte and Kenny done?

Is Kenny a scorned co host?

Is Conte moving on to bigger and better things?

Is Kenny just a big over dramatic baby?

tune in and find out in the 1st 40 minutes

also

Moon landing bit goes sour

Paul Mcartney

Kitten made into stew by dispicable sub human

and other picture postcards

Enjoy!

July 13 2009 Bob is in studio
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July 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT

Bob visits the show !!

Mike Gaffney stops in for half the show

Backseat BBQ Contest update!!!

and much much more

July 6th Post 4th of july show
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July 09, 2009 09:34 AM PDT

Joe's Childhood pal Bill sits in and says about 13 words the whole show, mainly because the hosts dont give anyone a chance to speak.
1) more michael jackson chat
2) Steve Mcnairs Murder
3) Audio from Metal Breakfast Radio's Tribute to our show episode
4) who blew off whos finger over the holiday?

and much more enjoy

June 29th 2009 Death and Benadryl
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June 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT

Between the half of dozen famous deaths since the last show and Kennys "its the benadryl talkin" excuse, this show is bizzare in itself.The first show without bob on a regular basis,the talk of Michael Jackson of course takes presidence over most topics. We managed to squeeze in some Billy Mays,Farrah,Bernie Madoff, a 911 call from a McDonalds, and much more. O yea, Kenny has daydreams on the air of the freaky kinds, about what he wants to see and do with Conte and James. B-E-N-A-D-R-Y-L.. kenny takes it and we all laugh puzzled. Enjoy

June 22 2009
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June 24, 2009 08:59 PM PDT

A sad day on the program.Someone is leaving the show? listen in and check it out.

But its still a funny show

Thanks C and K

June 15th 2009 with Dave Sirus
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June 24, 2009 12:43 PM PDT

Dave Sirus sits in and Bob is out for the day, its been a while since the show but I do remeember it being a good show with lots of stupidity,rederic, and nonsense. O YEA a larry king segment which was realllllly funny too !

Sorry for the delay

JUNE 8TH ARRIVAL OF THE CREEP...
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June 11, 2009 10:52 AM PDT

THATS RIGHT, THE REAL KENNY SHOWS UP! AND ACTUALLY OUT CREEPS JOE. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "NO JACKET FOR YOU"! LISTEN TO THEN END OF THE SHOW TO FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE HUB BUB IS ABOUT, BUB.

June 1st 2009 New Studio!
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June 02, 2009 01:28 PM PDT

After a week off for memorial day, we start the summer in a NEW STUDIO in NJ, and we think we are going to LOVE it. We start off recapping the "Backseat BBQ Contest" some other things.

Conte tells an old story about an "almost 3some"

Gay kid is voted Prom Queen

Young girls are not very prudish

Teachers cant give F's anymore?

Are there any classic comedies in the last few years?

Joes friends dad loves penis??

and a little rapper boy who is 97 yrs old?

enjoy folks!

May 18th 2009 a special day?
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May 19, 2009 09:34 AM PDT

A special day on the show? we cant say, but you will find out the next show. Some things that we touched on
1: The Backseat BBQ Contest BEGINS!!!
2: Field day as a child.
3: An all black cast of "The Princess and the Frog"
4: Farrah Fawcett dying, ( and a little hell breaks loose)

and much much more....enjoy kids!

May 11th 2009 No Comics Laughing
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May 17, 2009 09:21 AM PDT

Happy Mothers Day! We celebrate it with the Comedy Competition like none other. 5 Comics, 11 audience memebers( including the comics) and a huge peice of wood /box on stage basically in the way. NO COMICS LAUGHING is the best name for this possible.Listen to 5 comics perform in front of other comics, and the uncomfortabe silence shall begin. Definitly worth the wait. enjoy kids!

C AND K

May 4th 2009
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May 17, 2009 09:11 AM PDT

Sorry it took so long to get this show out, I dont even remeember what this episode was about, so take a gamble and listen to it, odds are it will stink, but always funny. C and K

4-27-2009
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April 28, 2009 07:27 AM PDT
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Well..No Bob..again...But Harry Carey does stop by to talk about Bea Arthur and Baseball. We talk about the Swine Flu, NFL Draft, We get a hot girl call in about masturbation and of course NO COMICS LAUGHING!!!!!!

4-20-09 A Star is born!!
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April 21, 2009 01:22 PM PDT

On hitlers birthday, the yearly celebration of pot smoking, a new charator has been born on the C&K Show, and KENNY is not the voice!!! ( maybe not an ORIGINAL one) but one none the less.

other stupidity

47 yr old man married to an 8 yr old girl in saudi arabia

one of our listeners sits on the phone for half of the show

and lots lots more

Enjoy

April 13 is Bree Olson Day...
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April 15, 2009 04:00 PM PDT
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What a great day on the CK Show...First a call from the loveable and cuddley porn star Bree Olson (BreeOlson.Com). Enforcer Pookie calls in , Avast ye Pirates abound!!! And we find out that Kenny's sisters used to make him wear a dress and listen to Xanadu....oof. 'Splains alot, no? Lot more "Lowbrow and Cultish" humor for all!!!!

April 6th 2009 Shame on you
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April 12, 2009 08:30 AM PDT

Baseball starts
April fools joke gone wrong?
Matt Bridgstone is a star while not even being on the show
Matt was a star, on the news
Johnny Rizzo promos

and much much more

March 30 2009
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March 31, 2009 10:51 AM PDT

No Bob on this show so we bring in a cool jew named Mike. Also 2 hot chicks stop by,we recapped the big comedy night at starland ballroom,original human hillbilly beatbox, ukranian polka band does katy perry, young girls are whores?
Kenny "the QVC don west" offends everyone with his products that he is selling...Also look for a very special announcement coming soon!

March 23rd Episode...The Steamroller
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March 27, 2009 07:55 AM PDT
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Rich Carrucci returns once again...and guess what...hes not drunk! Hes a polite gentle good boy....Please...tune in and find out for yourselves. Juia Roberts, tattling on hookers, are actors the least talented...and the Conte and Kenny show throw their weight behind a girl whos modeling for Maxim...and if we throw our weight around....(here)

March 16th-Shrunken Head Day
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March 19, 2009 06:52 AM PDT
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We are honored to have a special guest in our studio....No, not Patrick Bean, Johnny Rizzo...ehh kinda sorta...but we had the de-boned head of an ancient Peruvian warrior in our studio, yeah..the real creepy thing!!! Johnny Rizzo was kind enough to bring his lil pal into the studio for all of us to gawk at. And guess what, it talked more than Bob....check out this classic!

The NJ Massacre. March 9-2009
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March 10, 2009 07:52 PM PDT

How do we begin, well the feud with this "comic" takes a turn for the better as he is a guest on another radio show at the same time we are on and the Host ( Bryan Berner of Cluster F Radio on hearnewbrusnwick.com ) decided to let us know so we could "have some fun" with his guest.We played their feed live on the air and Even though their phone lines were not working we still managed to have the hounds( our listeners) call up the show and barate this pitiful zero and hear him actually admit its ok as a comic to steal other peoples material.With Johnny Watson, Teddy Daniels and Joe Fernandes sitting in throughout the night it makes for a very fun show. DO IT!! C and K

Feb 23rd Sorry for the Delay
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March 08, 2009 01:39 PM PDT

This took a while to get out, not for any reason except bullshit, The show started out fine, it was jsut conte and kenny on air since bob AND james were out, then Otto peterson, glenn Miller and johnny o came in later on,,and well..lets just say...it got weird. A true cluster fuck ensued. but worth the listen....i think...there was no march 1st show, so the next one will be march 9th.,,,,THANKS C& K

Feb 16th Presidents Day Show
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February 18, 2009 01:03 PM PST

What a show, if you were listening last week to the bashing we gave to a certain someone,you may want to listen for a special call we took. PRICELESS...other things on the show
1)Presidents list of the best ever( hint bush didnt crack the top 10)
2)Chinese woman loses her mind
3)Conte and Kenny had a special Monday together (awwwww)
4)Video game that rapes girls??
5) POPEYE.....POPEYE

AND SO MUCH MORE

ENJOY

Feb 9th The Brutal attack on the Douche
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February 10, 2009 10:29 AM PST

The Show was attacked personally ( Conte and James) by a so called comic, who attempted to attack us via myspace bulletins, so we decide to seek revenge through internet radio, we even called this garbage bag on the air. The tirade lasted an hour and the chatroom continued the pummeling thoughout the show. other things on the show:

A-Rod
The Grammys
Prez Obama has a foul mouth?
Nazi breakfast orders

and much more Worth the listen

Feb 2nd
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February 08, 2009 07:07 AM PST

Groundhog day, the economic stimulus package, the 1st show of black history month, we discussed NONE of this, in fact I dont rememeber anything about this show except it was assinine, moronic and REALLY funny, one hint BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

Jan 26 please read description
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January 31, 2009 06:32 AM PST

OK, LONG STORY SHORT, its very hard to hear the phone calls for technical reasons so from 1 hour to 1 hour and 40 min and 1 hour 54 min to 2 hour 22 min into it you may want to skip or turn up very loud. its a good show besides. it will be fixed next week PROMISE !! SORRY C&K

M.L.K. Obama, Lesbians,more poetry & a hot chick makes out with Conte
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January 20, 2009 11:26 AM PST

So how do we celebrate one of the most important 2 days for black americans and now ALL americans with it being Martin luther Kings Birthday and the eve of the 1st black president in our history? With more bad poetry from Conte and girls groping themselves on camera. One even sat on Conte's lap and gave him a sexy face bath with her tongue. Class and Crass. O yea I forgot, Kennys Back!

Jan 12th No Kenny + 2 pals = partial disaster
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January 14, 2009 02:21 PM PST

Kenny was unavailable to be in studio monday night, so we stacked the show with 2 powerhouse comics, Teddy Daniels and Johnny O. The Show was great, for the first 2 hours and 25 minutes..even though we had 2 hot chicks making out on camera..johnny o sure knows how to make a ruckus. Kenny calls in and says c*nt within 12 seconds of his call.

ENJOY

Jan 5th Our 1st show of 2009
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January 11, 2009 05:00 AM PST

Our 1st show of 2009,Its all about positive energy,great attitudes and good will towards men. King James has a birfday and conte hits the 20lb mark in 1 month of starving himself. ENJOY THE SWEETNESS

Dec 29th Post Christmas Mess
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January 11, 2009 04:41 AM PST

We return after a wonderful Christmas with a new outlook on life...We're happy, cheery and most of all we have a positive outlook on humanity...listen in and enjoy!!!

Dec 7th part 2
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December 11, 2008 02:54 PM PST

 
Dec 7th part 1
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December 11, 2008 02:44 PM PST

A good show with no guests no surprises no spontenaity, nothing of the kind ...but a bunch of wacky names people give their kids makes for darn good radio ( sorry for the language)

Kennys dad gonna be a millionaire??? tune in or drop out...something like that.

enjoy douchebags

November 24 with Johnny Watson
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December 11, 2008 02:31 PM PST

Sorry for the longwait, technical problems but heres what on the this episode

Kenny Tripping on acid while playing baseball as a young lad

James Dad played for the Titans ( before they became the jets) could have been a huge star but nooooooooo!!!!

Johnny Watson stops in and embaresses himself with his lovely use of the english language

and much more. Thanks

November 17 with Mike Gaffney
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November 24, 2008 02:27 PM PST

Comic pal and one of the shows favorite guest stops in for 3 hours of non stop hilarity, wackyness and good clean fun. It was mediocre at best but we most likely offended a few people in a tasteful way and still were able to be professionals ( besides cursing and being immature). Over 3 hours and i think one of the better shows in a while. JUST DOWNLOAD IT clown

November 10th With Johnny O
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November 14, 2008 03:47 PM PST

Johnny O ( HERE BOY PIP) Comic pal sits in while bob is out sick. We discuss the new Prez, Geno Bisconte called in, and will Conte and Kenny Take the dick pill enzyte? Fattest man in the world gets married?

Lots more on the show. Enjoy!

Nov 1st part 2 OF 2
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November 10, 2008 08:32 AM PST

 
Nov 1st part 1 OF 2
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November 10, 2008 08:27 AM PST

SORRRRRRRRRY, we lost the first HOUR of the show for some friggin reason, so it starts out in the middle of a conversation with the lovely Johnny Watson, description...hmmm..politics,women in professional sport locker rooms, and OH YEA a crank call to a slightly retarded and slightly old black man. HI STANLEY.. enjoy

10-27 part 2 Rub Dukes
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November 02, 2008 08:11 AM PST

 
10-27 part 1 Rub Dukes
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November 02, 2008 08:05 AM PST

 
Oct 20th part 2 OF 2
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October 24, 2008 11:18 AM PDT

 
Oct 20th part 1 of 2
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October 24, 2008 10:33 AM PDT

The Urine Chronicles

Zool comes in studio to give us the full details of his "experience " last week , if you dont know ,check out last weeks show and see why we called the cops on the air to go to zool's house. Lots of good stuff in this episode.

Oct 13th part 2 0f 2
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October 15, 2008 02:51 PM PDT

 
Oct 13th part 1 of 2
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October 15, 2008 02:01 PM PDT

Mike Morse from the Howard Stern Show Roasts fame sits in and lets us have it. Forget about describing what we did this show, ALL YOU HAVE TO know is we called the police during the show to help out our pal zool. tune in to find out.

Oct 6th part 2 of 2
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October 09, 2008 10:06 PM PDT

 
Oct 6th part 1 of 2
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October 09, 2008 07:58 PM PDT

Conte exposes his gambling issues
OJ guilty
Metal Breakfast Radio crossover show ( pretty cool)
Does Conte want a Girlfriend?
Or does his dad want him to have one?
this one should be fun

Sept 29 part 2 OF 2
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October 02, 2008 11:33 AM PDT

 
Sept 29 part 1 of 2
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October 02, 2008 10:11 AM PDT

Otto and George stop by tthe studio ( well just otto) and he does a wonderful job with his wacky and zaney antics. Harry Carrey's ghost stops by and rambles on about nothing and the cubbies. A man farts on a cop, clay aiken is gay? and Contes sister almost got what????? tune in for that garbled mess and other otrocities.

King Rizzo..."Voices from the Past"
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September 29, 2008 10:02 PM PDT

King Diamond instrumental track from the Fatal Portait album makes a wonderful bed for the insane ramblings of the great Johnny Rizzo!!!

Sept 22nd part 2 of 2
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September 28, 2008 05:20 PM PDT

 
Sept 22nd part 1 of 2
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September 28, 2008 02:54 PM PDT

Dave Sirus sits in and james is out,We hear the new Johnny O Filesremix made by The Metal Breakfast Guys , Creep vs Pedofile, Bob almost lost his son, and lots more.

The O-Files...
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September 22, 2008 12:49 PM PDT

Thrash metal meets Johnny O!!! Courtesy of Metal Breakfast Radio. DarkSentinel.DK

Sept 15 part 3 of 3
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September 16, 2008 04:25 PM PDT

 
Sept 15 part 2 of 3
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September 16, 2008 01:45 PM PDT

 
Sept 15 part 1 of 3
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September 16, 2008 01:19 PM PDT

Heather Height and Amy A.K.A The cake farter visit the boys and the show was very mature and high brow.
The Sexpo convention in edison nj (recap our visit with zool)
The SNL after party recap
Sex and food: good combo?
The Skank Wars
Boogers

and much much more CONTE even liked this one

enjoy

C & K 9-8 part 2 of 3
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September 10, 2008 03:55 PM PDT

 
C & K 9-8 part 3 of 3
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September 09, 2008 02:02 PM PDT

 
C & K 9-8 part 1 of 3
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September 09, 2008 11:42 AM PDT

Zool visits the boys and we try to make up for the week we missed. Conte drunk? Stoned? labor day weekend at zools, politics ( sorta) Porn convention call in, pudding farter sounds and a "hole" lot more wakka wakka Enjoy

C & K 8-25 PART 1
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August 26, 2008 12:12 PM PDT

Joe Fernandes stops in

Conte tries to better himself with post its?

Kenny reveals a 4 yr bout with depression

Kenny overdoses on percocets?

Nun paegents?

CHECK IT OUT

C & K 8-25 PART 2
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August 26, 2008 11:08 AM PDT

See previous episode

08-11-08 part 1
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August 12, 2008 08:41 PM PDT

Glenn miller stops by ( satans comic) and bob is out, the show was very fun, from goofing on the caller ian awesome ( you gotta hear this saga) to ripping on david duke the kkk leader now spouting off about barack obama, we discuss the cake farter girl from Hate Speech Radio show on cringe, uncut genitals vs cut ones. and so much more... a must listen

8-04-08 part 2
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August 12, 2008 06:07 PM PDT

Johnny Rizzo. part 2

8-04-08 part 1
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August 12, 2008 05:54 PM PDT

Johnny Rizzo stops in,aliens, assaninations, conspiracies, we are convinced johnny is clinically insane and we love him for that. dont miss this one

The Moustache Cronicles Part 2
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July 22, 2008 07:56 AM PDT
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We return...but the moustaches dont. They have returned to the "Wilfred Brimley Moustache Mothership" leaving us to discuss our Backseat BBQ contest, our upcoming roast, the n-word and a special surprise call in from recording artist "Ian". Ian talk to two old jews who signed the "black man from Harlem Lemon Lewis"

The Moustache Cronicles part 1
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July 22, 2008 07:31 AM PDT
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Two mysterious moustaches find there way to the Conte and Kenny Show. One lands on our own Kenny Michaels and the other on our special guest David Sirus. Mamma Mia, Dark Knight, a listeners letter and of course moustaches are discussed in this Part One of the "Moustache Cronicles". Be sure to download part two!!!

Big A****Sodomy****Theme Parks****And a belly dancer
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July 15, 2008 10:39 AM PDT

Check out our latest show that features Big A from Opie and Anthony & the Ron and Fez Shows. We get a surprise interview with a belly dancer from turkey. Harry Carey makes a return, Sodomy= Conquering (i dunno ask Kenny)...and loads more!!!

What a show!!!
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July 07, 2008 08:58 PM PDT

Great show! Big A (from Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez) calls in, Johnny O July 4th bbq party, WWW.myspace.com/iandanceslikethunder...enough said about that, Dave Sirus, Zool....Amazing show...it was only 3 hours but we felt like we could have done another 3!!! Enjoy!

Kenny is out, let the mess begin
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July 01, 2008 03:43 PM PDT

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Kenny is out at the yankees game with his sister, so to fill his shoes we get rich carucci and mike gaffney.Terrorism, death penalty for child rapists? Don imus, racism, and beer drinking from the best mess of a human being rich carucci. Its a formula for disaster and laughs. Someone kill kenny next time he decides to "take a day off".

Tribute to The Legend George Carlin
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June 26, 2008 09:45 PM PDT

Very simple, George Carlin............. and Johnny O in studio.

Carucci is a no show. we salvage
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June 19, 2008 03:54 PM PDT

The Show was spectaclular, stupendous, unbelieveable, and classic. Well it was ok, TV show themes, bad phone calls, untimely deaths and kenny yelling again. worth the download.

Harry Carrey sings the blues,retarded baseball players, and more
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June 11, 2008 08:45 AM PDT

The Show starts off with Harry Carrey doing a eulogy for the late Jim Mckay, with Soul Joel Richardson sitting in we dive into retarded baseball players,how conte and james met, our fantasy rock bands, and a slew of other homoerotic episodes. Join in and listen for conte to blabber out something that will surely be the new anthem for the show and become our new promo. ( pssst its around 2 hours and 9 minutes in.)

The Memorial day show
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May 27, 2008 02:42 PM PDT

Well we were the only morons doing radio on memorial day,and it turned out to be a pretty fun show,
1. Conte saw WHAT MOVIE??????
2. Conte did WHAT illegal activity?
3. The Otto BBQ update
4. Celebrity sighting at the party,
5. Kenny is gonna be homeless?
6. isnt that enough to want to listen to the podcast?
7. Fuck off
PLUS WE GOT THE INTERLOPER:ALIEN WARRIOR COMEDIAN FROM LAST COMIC STANDING!!!

Johnny Watson in studio, Chris Rock? what?
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May 20, 2008 03:22 PM PDT

Johnny Watson is in studio and we get off to a quick start ripping on conte for not seeing "footloose" among many,many,many,many other fine films. Chris Rock is in studio ? what? nevermind, just listen and enjoy douchebags.

Buda is in, Deaf Kareoke is back!!
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May 13, 2008 09:39 AM PDT

Comic friend Buda joins the show, we have deaf kareoke again, and its better than ever. More star wars voices and references throughout the show that we really needed, and a whole lot more, a B+

The Conte and Kenny Show
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May 06, 2008 09:30 AM PDT

Back from doing our 1st ever xm show, we experienced technical problems AGAIN, but we worked it out with a really good show with our pal Matt Bridgestone.Sappy tapes made for girls, racist animals, Mccain called his wife a what? A soon to be classic johnny o rant, and much much more.

The XM Satellite Radio Debut
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May 06, 2008 09:11 AM PDT

The debut of "Puppies and Sunshine with Otto and George" On the virus channel 202 was lots of fun, with Joe Conte and Kenny Michaels. No need to describe what transpired, it was a good show and it showcased a lot of fantastic stories from otto including a segment called "Ask George" check it out

Technical difficulties, but we saved it
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April 28, 2008 10:20 PM PDT

We missed the 1st 1/2 hour but we started late and it was a fun show,We were without james ( maybe the reason we had technical problems) but otto and george ( actually just otto) stepped in and had awful ,terrible and horrid things to say, but was funny as shit, Joe and kenny bring back old stories of sex with hookers, girls snoring while having sex and other atrocities. Enjoy and suggit.

Good vs Evil, the westbor baptist chruch back on the show
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April 22, 2008 08:49 AM PDT

Our pal david harris from the church of satan in studio with a call from the westboro baptist church( google them) and the interview begins, with visits from, gay leno, harry carry, walken, and many other kenny impressions, pope on a reality show? this one was fun

Otto & George , The Comic Stripper, Gay Leno.,
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April 15, 2008 11:40 AM PDT

Those 3 people right there should get you to click on this podcast right away, if not, just go outside jump in front of a garbage truck and thats the same feeling you will get after listening to this hysterical disaterous mess.

Final round of The No Comics Laughing Contest part 2
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April 01, 2008 11:20 AM PDT

Part 2 Kids

Final round of the No Comics Laughing contest part 1
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April 01, 2008 10:17 AM PDT

The final round of the contest was the best round of all, the show itself was the best out of all 3 rounds also, massage parlors, prostitutes, sex with a canteloupe, and many other high brow topics werd discussed along with the contest hosted by the fantastic Joe Fernandes, dont miss this episode BOTH PARTS.

2nd round of the contest, part 2 of the podcast
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March 25, 2008 11:25 AM PDT

2nd round of the contest episode part 2

2nd round of the contest, part 1 of the podcast
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March 25, 2008 09:18 AM PDT

The 2nd round of the competition went better than expected the comics all did great and it was a very close race, check it out to see who goes on next week, teddy daniels did a fine job hosting and a lot of the same zeros that were here ast week showed up again, we love em.

The 1st round of the No Comics Laughing Contest, Otto's back
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March 23, 2008 11:34 AM PDT

Here it is, the 1st round of the No Comics Laughing competition, with guest judges Otto ( otto and george) and the reverend david harris from the church of satan. The warm and fuzzy Johnny O starts off the contest by hosting and doing a bang up job ( here boy) with a studio /theater filled with friends and friends of the competitors it made for a great fun night none of us will forget ..well...something like that.

Our 1st show on Ubroadcast
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March 04, 2008 03:05 PM PST

Very exciting for us that we are broadcasting on ubroadcast, boring for you. The show in fact, was real good, a tiny woman gives birth to a fetus almost as big as her, the music our military tortures enimies with, and a whole lot of other useless crap. Check it out .

One for the ages
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February 18, 2008 08:47 PM PST

Bobs dramatic acting for the contest promo, weiner poopie is on the board, Homecoming queen is a DISASTER, the most spoiled girl on the planet, duelling Christopher Walkens? Need we say more? One worth listening to. Scouts Honor.

Sad Songs, Young Trannys? Comedy Contest
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February 12, 2008 05:34 PM PST

Lets see, how could this show have been so good, so borderline offensive and just plain silly at the same time? Young girl wants a weiner? Radio commercial for busting a nut? the worlds saddest songs? italians who sexual assault teenagers? weiner poop...

Bob was ill tonite - Mike Gaffney sits in.
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December 10, 2007 10:05 PM PST

Kenny tries his hardest to come out of the closet tonight. Many times...

Where do we even begin with this gem of a show?
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December 04, 2007 12:23 PM PST

Well 1st off Teddy Daniels ( The Riviera, Las Vegas ) filled in for james and did a splendid job. Between the man growing tree bark on his body, the sissy pussy bands we like, moped rides as kids, the return of Imus, Conte in a new comedy video on you tube,and even some tight pants wearing black men on you tube that kenny found. we can say you wont be dissapointed ( unlike most of our shows.)

The limb craving beauty paegent, low self esteem all good things
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November 27, 2007 01:51 PM PST

Enjoy this show with talks of beauty pageants with missing limbs, jet games and boobs, old war stories about the women ( or lack of) we have been with. Conte opens up about his self esteem issues, and a slew of other mind boring topics.....fun times for all

Conte and Kenny Show
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November 27, 2007 12:20 PM PST

Dave Sirus joins us inthe studio, and to tell you the truth we had trouble putting this episode up and now thats its a week old I forgot what was on the show, im sure it was witty, funny, intellectual and abrasively arrogant. You tell us, we have the memory of a newborn baby.

KENNY GETS A CREDIT CARD (and a towel for Joe)!
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November 13, 2007 06:03 AM PST

Our ace in the hole Kenny Michaels is taking care of family bizz this show, but we are lucky enough to have Mike Gaffney and Chris Johnston do a more than adequate job filling in for Mr. Michaels. Kenny does call in and tell us about his newly aquired credit card with an interesting limit (lets just say it aint no American Express Black). Writers strike, stagehand strike, 4 girls 1 mouth, tons more!

Hot dead chick or a living 92 year old?
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November 05, 2007 09:52 PM PST

What is less sick, Banging a hot dead chick or a living 92 year old woman? We take that complex question head on. Kenny reveals his new talent as a psychic (we actually have 2 ladies in the studio), Joe goes off about tartar sauce with borderline fatal laughing, good ol fashioned fun with necrophilia, Otto outtakes and lots more!!!

The Show, minus Bob + Zool = A Mess
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October 30, 2007 05:02 PM PDT

With Bob out doing the father thing, we got Zool to take his place. Zool brings his style of class, upper crust , almost royal family like witty banter to the table, not THIS table, instead its childish bellowing, racist remarks and just mindless chatter. Maybe thats why we like him, Racey the clown makes a guest appearance. Teen boy freed from jail after 2 years for having fun with another teen, Drunk horney text message from Kenny to Conte @ 430am, the 5 most unsexiest women in america. and much more.

Kenny's back with a vengeance PT 2 (the last few minutes)
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October 23, 2007 11:31 AM PDT

the last few moments of the show from 10/22

Kenny's back with a vengeance..sort of. PT 1
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October 23, 2007 11:03 AM PDT

Kenny came back with a fireball of rage, intensity, and comic genius...well he was drunk by the 2nd hour. The top 10 comedy movies of all time, cocaine stories, puppy tossing. angry basketball players, the yankees mess, and shitty pussy pants?