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Jan 11th 2010
January 13, 2010 12:55 PM PST
A FUN FILLED SHOW WITH LOTS OF STUFF.... Relationship advice from 3 emotionallly empty comedians Playoffs?? Did you say Playoffs??? Steroids Conte has a retarded dream and much more Jan 4th New Year, same mess
January 08, 2010 12:10 PM PST
Yep The Conte and Kenny Show is upon the new year and it is the same ol' shit, Kenny says gay shit Conte hates himself Gaffney cant use a microphone correctly and lots more enjoy Dec 28th Last show of the year 2009
January 03, 2010 07:33 AM PST
Some things on the program
Dec 21st Christmas Show
January 02, 2010 01:25 PM PST
Our Christmas show had such as follows Gay grab bag secret santa Conte is going to be an uncle The ghost of Paul Lynde calls in and so much more enjoy Dec 14th more Tiger, More guidos, more asses
December 15, 2009 02:47 PM PST
Tiger Woods update italian prime minister attacked steven segall getting pulled over by cops stories and a whole lot of nothing!! enjoy Dec 7th Johnny O in studio
December 13, 2009 04:35 PM PST
Johnny O sits in studio, Mike Gaffney is becoming a permanent fixture Tiger Woods, cheating , swingers and other picture postcards Korean Driver fails driving test 950 times and much much more enjoy Nov 30th Tiger,Hackery,Woman exercise machine
December 05, 2009 09:46 AM PST
Tiger Woods Hack Comic impressionist Womans sexy sexy exercise dumbell Dave Sirus and Mike Gaffney in studio lots lots lots more Nov 23rd Mike and Dave
December 02, 2009 11:19 AM PST
Mike Gaffney and Dave Sirus sit in studio American idol does the "Madonna" thing on the AMA's Facebook the Face of evil? and lots more Enjoy Nov 16th Split Point, hitting women and sh*tting yerself
November 18, 2009 09:41 AM PST
Mike Gaffney sits in ( again) get the hint?????? Conte tells a cute story about his underdrawers When is it ok to hit a woman? The metal band Split Point joins us!! Conte is a fag this was a dandy Nov 9th a new enemy, new religeon, mike gaffney
November 12, 2009 07:56 PM PST
A gem for a show, Kenny was on fire, Mike Gaffney stops in yankees talk the "it" girl sits in too we create our own religeon, and we bash a douchebag comic enjoy!! Nov 2nd Rich Carucci, in studio
November 04, 2009 11:19 AM PST
Rich Carucci sits in studio and tells funny stories about hijacking a nyc bus Yankee baseball, Conte sees a new movie Halloween stories The worst song ever?? you wont believe this one. Too fat to kill? and much much more Oct 26th Smokey &The bandit, Halloween
November 02, 2009 01:25 PM PST
Sorry for the delay, i will keep this short and sweet Conte watches Smokey and the bandit for the 1st time Halloween, and lots more stuff, just go listen Oct 19 Conte's back!
October 23, 2009 03:06 AM PDT
After 2 weeks away from the show Conte is back, Back from Reno,Nevada Back from having a girlfriend Back from being a Jets fan and hes just as silly as he always been Reno,Jets,relationships, and many other lovely things to talk about. Enjoy Oct 5th The Conteless and Kenny Show
October 16, 2009 01:56 PM PDT
With Conte out ( performing in reno nevada) Mike Gaffney fills in and does a fine job. Besides them wishing Conte would crash on his flight to the west coast ( him being in the air DURING the actual broadcast makes it a little eerie) they run the gammet on conte bashing. All done in love they do a fine job talking about other nonsense that conte would have talked about anyway. Tune in and enjoy the jealousy of kenny who wished he could be at "Catch a Rising Star" like his counterpart Conte. Sept 28th Dildo's and mens hineys
October 01, 2009 02:10 PM PDT
NY SPORTS lots of winners George Carlin Tribute online??? our friend likes to get WHAT put in his ASS? Roman Polanski and other fine fine tingys Sept 21st Welcome to the Stinker room
September 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT
J E T S JETS JETS JETS Teddy Daniels in studio Katie from Wisconsen sits in The premiere of "The Stinker Room" every time someone blurts out a bad line or joke, they are in the stinker room, and when you lay out a gem, you are back out...The room was filled like Mark Sanchez's family's childhood bedroom. Enjoy Sept 14th Satan from europe visits
September 17, 2009 01:35 PM PDT
Dave Ingram a satanist,singer,and radio host from Europe visits the states and stops in the studio. Evil ensues, Conte has a gf?
lots of other things that we are ashamed of. Enjoy August 31st---Kennys Birthday Show
September 08, 2009 05:18 PM PDT
Kennys 33rd Birthday Show had a bunch of surprizes.. Joe Fernandes and his GF Kerry (joes childhood friend) are guests The phone calls come in throughout the night...special special guests include Bob Levy (Stern show) Beetlejuice!! Mike Morse ( miserable men sirius xm) and many more.. Fun times August 24th A "Magical" show
August 27, 2009 01:04 PM PDT
A real slight of hand magician "Vinne Magic" sits in. Conte watches the worst chick flick ever! foreskin,foreskin,foreskin Hot for teacher Aids is granular!!! Dont ask me, i have no idea and I WAS THERE!! lISTEN with caution C & K August 17 Johnny Watson in studio
August 24, 2009 11:26 AM PDT
Comedian Johnny Watson stops in studio, its been almost a week since this show aired ( sorry for the delay) that I forgot what we talked about, but im sure it was brilliant. Just listen and like it!! C AND K August 10 Dave Sirus
August 13, 2009 09:09 AM PDT
Dave Sirus our comic buddy from L.A. sits in and that smart jew bastid is funny.
Conte loves Quantum Leap
and much more.....listen in Thanks August 3rd Bring on socialism
August 06, 2009 09:27 AM PDT
Conte and Kenny have both hit on hard times, so they will accept any donations or programs that will help them finacially. other discussions: Obamas beerfest
Enjoy!! July 27th Girls ,Girls ,Girls
July 29, 2009 06:45 AM PDT
NO.. Motley Crue didnt stop by, and we did not review one of Elvis's bad movies. We had 3 hot girls sittin in and we discussed things like the upcoming events on the lifetime channel,why are men so selfish,and whats the biggest difference between boys and girls. Not really, but we do try to dig into the creepy side of conte. Lots of other good stuff too. tune in to vaginaville July 20th Conte and Kenny finished?
July 24, 2009 09:18 AM PDT
Are Conte and Kenny done? Is Kenny a scorned co host? Is Conte moving on to bigger and better things? Is Kenny just a big over dramatic baby? tune in and find out in the 1st 40 minutes also Moon landing bit goes sour Paul Mcartney Kitten made into stew by dispicable sub human and other picture postcards Enjoy! July 13 2009 Bob is in studio
July 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT
Bob visits the show !! Mike Gaffney stops in for half the show Backseat BBQ Contest update!!! and much much more July 6th Post 4th of july show
July 09, 2009 09:34 AM PDT
Joe's Childhood pal Bill sits in and says about 13 words the whole show, mainly because the hosts dont give anyone a chance to speak.
and much more enjoy June 29th 2009 Death and Benadryl
June 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT
Between the half of dozen famous deaths since the last show and Kennys "its the benadryl talkin" excuse, this show is bizzare in itself.The first show without bob on a regular basis,the talk of Michael Jackson of course takes presidence over most topics. We managed to squeeze in some Billy Mays,Farrah,Bernie Madoff, a 911 call from a McDonalds, and much more. O yea, Kenny has daydreams on the air of the freaky kinds, about what he wants to see and do with Conte and James. B-E-N-A-D-R-Y-L.. kenny takes it and we all laugh puzzled. Enjoy June 22 2009
June 24, 2009 08:59 PM PDT
A sad day on the program.Someone is leaving the show? listen in and check it out. But its still a funny show Thanks C and K June 15th 2009 with Dave Sirus
June 24, 2009 12:43 PM PDT
Dave Sirus sits in and Bob is out for the day, its been a while since the show but I do remeember it being a good show with lots of stupidity,rederic, and nonsense. O YEA a larry king segment which was realllllly funny too ! Sorry for the delay JUNE 8TH ARRIVAL OF THE CREEP...
June 11, 2009 10:52 AM PDT
THATS RIGHT, THE REAL KENNY SHOWS UP! AND ACTUALLY OUT CREEPS JOE. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "NO JACKET FOR YOU"! LISTEN TO THEN END OF THE SHOW TO FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE HUB BUB IS ABOUT, BUB. June 1st 2009 New Studio!
June 02, 2009 01:28 PM PDT
After a week off for memorial day, we start the summer in a NEW STUDIO in NJ, and we think we are going to LOVE it. We start off recapping the "Backseat BBQ Contest" some other things. Conte tells an old story about an "almost 3some" Gay kid is voted Prom Queen Young girls are not very prudish Teachers cant give F's anymore? Are there any classic comedies in the last few years? Joes friends dad loves penis?? and a little rapper boy who is 97 yrs old? enjoy folks! May 18th 2009 a special day?
May 19, 2009 09:34 AM PDT
A special day on the show? we cant say, but you will find out the next show. Some things that we touched on
and much much more....enjoy kids! May 11th 2009 No Comics Laughing
May 17, 2009 09:21 AM PDT
Happy Mothers Day! We celebrate it with the Comedy Competition like none other. 5 Comics, 11 audience memebers( including the comics) and a huge peice of wood /box on stage basically in the way. NO COMICS LAUGHING is the best name for this possible.Listen to 5 comics perform in front of other comics, and the uncomfortabe silence shall begin. Definitly worth the wait. enjoy kids! C AND K May 4th 2009
May 17, 2009 09:11 AM PDT
Sorry it took so long to get this show out, I dont even remeember what this episode was about, so take a gamble and listen to it, odds are it will stink, but always funny. C and K 4-27-2009
April 28, 2009 07:27 AM PDT
Well..No Bob..again...But Harry Carey does stop by to talk about Bea Arthur and Baseball. We talk about the Swine Flu, NFL Draft, We get a hot girl call in about masturbation and of course NO COMICS LAUGHING!!!!!! 4-20-09 A Star is born!!
April 21, 2009 01:22 PM PDT
On hitlers birthday, the yearly celebration of pot smoking, a new charator has been born on the C&K Show, and KENNY is not the voice!!! ( maybe not an ORIGINAL one) but one none the less.
47 yr old man married to an 8 yr old girl in saudi arabia one of our listeners sits on the phone for half of the show and lots lots more Enjoy April 13 is Bree Olson Day...
April 15, 2009 04:00 PM PDT
What a great day on the CK Show...First a call from the loveable and cuddley porn star Bree Olson (BreeOlson.Com). Enforcer Pookie calls in , Avast ye Pirates abound!!! And we find out that Kenny's sisters used to make him wear a dress and listen to Xanadu....oof. 'Splains alot, no? Lot more "Lowbrow and Cultish" humor for all!!!! April 6th 2009 Shame on you
April 12, 2009 08:30 AM PDT
Baseball starts
and much much more March 30 2009
March 31, 2009 10:51 AM PDT
No Bob on this show so we bring in a cool jew named Mike. Also 2 hot chicks stop by,we recapped the big comedy night at starland ballroom,original human hillbilly beatbox, ukranian polka band does katy perry, young girls are whores?
March 27, 2009 07:55 AM PDT
Rich Carrucci returns once again...and guess what...hes not drunk! Hes a polite gentle good boy....Please...tune in and find out for yourselves. Juia Roberts, tattling on hookers, are actors the least talented...and the Conte and Kenny show throw their weight behind a girl whos modeling for Maxim...and if we throw our weight around....(here) March 16th-Shrunken Head Day
March 19, 2009 06:52 AM PDT
We are honored to have a special guest in our studio....No, not Patrick Bean, Johnny Rizzo...ehh kinda sorta...but we had the de-boned head of an ancient Peruvian warrior in our studio, yeah..the real creepy thing!!! Johnny Rizzo was kind enough to bring his lil pal into the studio for all of us to gawk at. And guess what, it talked more than Bob....check out this classic! The NJ Massacre. March 9-2009
March 10, 2009 07:52 PM PDT
How do we begin, well the feud with this "comic" takes a turn for the better as he is a guest on another radio show at the same time we are on and the Host ( Bryan Berner of Cluster F Radio on hearnewbrusnwick.com ) decided to let us know so we could "have some fun" with his guest.We played their feed live on the air and Even though their phone lines were not working we still managed to have the hounds( our listeners) call up the show and barate this pitiful zero and hear him actually admit its ok as a comic to steal other peoples material.With Johnny Watson, Teddy Daniels and Joe Fernandes sitting in throughout the night it makes for a very fun show. DO IT!! C and K Feb 23rd Sorry for the Delay
March 08, 2009 01:39 PM PDT
This took a while to get out, not for any reason except bullshit, The show started out fine, it was jsut conte and kenny on air since bob AND james were out, then Otto peterson, glenn Miller and johnny o came in later on,,and well..lets just say...it got weird. A true cluster fuck ensued. but worth the listen....i think...there was no march 1st show, so the next one will be march 9th.,,,,THANKS C& K Feb 16th Presidents Day Show
February 18, 2009 01:03 PM PST
What a show, if you were listening last week to the bashing we gave to a certain someone,you may want to listen for a special call we took. PRICELESS...other things on the show
AND SO MUCH MORE ENJOY Feb 9th The Brutal attack on the Douche
February 10, 2009 10:29 AM PST
The Show was attacked personally ( Conte and James) by a so called comic, who attempted to attack us via myspace bulletins, so we decide to seek revenge through internet radio, we even called this garbage bag on the air. The tirade lasted an hour and the chatroom continued the pummeling thoughout the show. other things on the show: A-Rod
and much more Worth the listen Feb 2nd
February 08, 2009 07:07 AM PST
Groundhog day, the economic stimulus package, the 1st show of black history month, we discussed NONE of this, in fact I dont rememeber anything about this show except it was assinine, moronic and REALLY funny, one hint BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! Jan 26 please read description
January 31, 2009 06:32 AM PST
OK, LONG STORY SHORT, its very hard to hear the phone calls for technical reasons so from 1 hour to 1 hour and 40 min and 1 hour 54 min to 2 hour 22 min into it you may want to skip or turn up very loud. its a good show besides. it will be fixed next week PROMISE !! SORRY C&K M.L.K. Obama, Lesbians,more poetry & a hot chick makes out with Conte
January 20, 2009 11:26 AM PST
So how do we celebrate one of the most important 2 days for black americans and now ALL americans with it being Martin luther Kings Birthday and the eve of the 1st black president in our history? With more bad poetry from Conte and girls groping themselves on camera. One even sat on Conte's lap and gave him a sexy face bath with her tongue. Class and Crass. O yea I forgot, Kennys Back! Jan 12th No Kenny + 2 pals = partial disaster
January 14, 2009 02:21 PM PST
Kenny was unavailable to be in studio monday night, so we stacked the show with 2 powerhouse comics, Teddy Daniels and Johnny O. The Show was great, for the first 2 hours and 25 minutes..even though we had 2 hot chicks making out on camera..johnny o sure knows how to make a ruckus. Kenny calls in and says c*nt within 12 seconds of his call. ENJOY Jan 5th Our 1st show of 2009
January 11, 2009 05:00 AM PST
Our 1st show of 2009,Its all about positive energy,great attitudes and good will towards men. King James has a birfday and conte hits the 20lb mark in 1 month of starving himself. ENJOY THE SWEETNESS Dec 29th Post Christmas Mess
January 11, 2009 04:41 AM PST
We return after a wonderful Christmas with a new outlook on life...We're happy, cheery and most of all we have a positive outlook on humanity...listen in and enjoy!!! Dec 7th part 2
December 11, 2008 02:54 PM PST
Dec 7th part 1
December 11, 2008 02:44 PM PST
A good show with no guests no surprises no spontenaity, nothing of the kind ...but a bunch of wacky names people give their kids makes for darn good radio ( sorry for the language) Kennys dad gonna be a millionaire??? tune in or drop out...something like that. enjoy douchebags November 24 with Johnny Watson
December 11, 2008 02:31 PM PST
Sorry for the longwait, technical problems but heres what on the this episode Kenny Tripping on acid while playing baseball as a young lad James Dad played for the Titans ( before they became the jets) could have been a huge star but nooooooooo!!!! Johnny Watson stops in and embaresses himself with his lovely use of the english language and much more. Thanks November 17 with Mike Gaffney
November 24, 2008 02:27 PM PST
Comic pal and one of the shows favorite guest stops in for 3 hours of non stop hilarity, wackyness and good clean fun. It was mediocre at best but we most likely offended a few people in a tasteful way and still were able to be professionals ( besides cursing and being immature). Over 3 hours and i think one of the better shows in a while. JUST DOWNLOAD IT November 10th With Johnny O
November 14, 2008 03:47 PM PST
Johnny O ( HERE BOY PIP) Comic pal sits in while bob is out sick. We discuss the new Prez, Geno Bisconte called in, and will Conte and Kenny Take the dick pill enzyte? Fattest man in the world gets married? Lots more on the show. Enjoy! Nov 1st part 2 OF 2
November 10, 2008 08:32 AM PST
Nov 1st part 1 OF 2
November 10, 2008 08:27 AM PST
SORRRRRRRRRY, we lost the first HOUR of the show for some friggin reason, so it starts out in the middle of a conversation with the lovely Johnny Watson, description...hmmm..politics,women in professional sport locker rooms, and OH YEA a crank call to a slightly retarded and slightly old black man. HI STANLEY.. enjoy 10-27 part 2 Rub Dukes
November 02, 2008 08:11 AM PST
10-27 part 1 Rub Dukes
November 02, 2008 08:05 AM PST
Oct 20th part 2 OF 2
October 24, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
Oct 20th part 1 of 2
October 24, 2008 10:33 AM PDT
The Urine Chronicles Zool comes in studio to give us the full details of his "experience " last week , if you dont know ,check out last weeks show and see why we called the cops on the air to go to zool's house. Lots of good stuff in this episode. Oct 13th part 2 0f 2
October 15, 2008 02:51 PM PDT
Oct 13th part 1 of 2
October 15, 2008 02:01 PM PDT
Mike Morse from the Howard Stern Show Roasts fame sits in and lets us have it. Forget about describing what we did this show, ALL YOU HAVE TO know is we called the police during the show to help out our pal zool. tune in to find out. Oct 6th part 2 of 2
October 09, 2008 10:06 PM PDT
Oct 6th part 1 of 2
October 09, 2008 07:58 PM PDT
Conte exposes his gambling issues
Sept 29 part 2 OF 2
October 02, 2008 11:33 AM PDT
Sept 29 part 1 of 2
October 02, 2008 10:11 AM PDT
Otto and George stop by tthe studio ( well just otto) and he does a wonderful job with his wacky and zaney antics. Harry Carrey's ghost stops by and rambles on about nothing and the cubbies. A man farts on a cop, clay aiken is gay? and Contes sister almost got what????? tune in for that garbled mess and other otrocities. King Rizzo..."Voices from the Past"
September 29, 2008 10:02 PM PDT
King Diamond instrumental track from the Fatal Portait album makes a wonderful bed for the insane ramblings of the great Johnny Rizzo!!! Sept 22nd part 2 of 2
September 28, 2008 05:20 PM PDT
Sept 22nd part 1 of 2
September 28, 2008 02:54 PM PDT
Dave Sirus sits in and james is out,We hear the new Johnny O Filesremix made by The Metal Breakfast Guys , Creep vs Pedofile, Bob almost lost his son, and lots more. The O-Files...
September 22, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
Thrash metal meets Johnny O!!! Courtesy of Metal Breakfast Radio. DarkSentinel.DK Sept 15 part 3 of 3
September 16, 2008 04:25 PM PDT
Sept 15 part 2 of 3
September 16, 2008 01:45 PM PDT
Sept 15 part 1 of 3
September 16, 2008 01:19 PM PDT
Heather Height and Amy A.K.A The cake farter visit the boys and the show was very mature and high brow.
and much much more CONTE even liked this one enjoy C & K 9-8 part 2 of 3
September 10, 2008 03:55 PM PDT
C & K 9-8 part 3 of 3
September 09, 2008 02:02 PM PDT
C & K 9-8 part 1 of 3
September 09, 2008 11:42 AM PDT
Zool visits the boys and we try to make up for the week we missed. Conte drunk? Stoned? labor day weekend at zools, politics ( sorta) Porn convention call in, pudding farter sounds and a "hole" lot more wakka wakka Enjoy C & K 8-25 PART 1
August 26, 2008 12:12 PM PDT
Joe Fernandes stops in Conte tries to better himself with post its? Kenny reveals a 4 yr bout with depression Kenny overdoses on percocets? Nun paegents? CHECK IT OUT C & K 8-25 PART 2
August 26, 2008 11:08 AM PDT
See previous episode 08-11-08 part 1
August 12, 2008 08:41 PM PDT
Glenn miller stops by ( satans comic) and bob is out, the show was very fun, from goofing on the caller ian awesome ( you gotta hear this saga) to ripping on david duke the kkk leader now spouting off about barack obama, we discuss the cake farter girl from Hate Speech Radio show on cringe, uncut genitals vs cut ones. and so much more... a must listen 8-04-08 part 2
August 12, 2008 06:07 PM PDT
Johnny Rizzo. part 2 8-04-08 part 1
August 12, 2008 05:54 PM PDT
Johnny Rizzo stops in,aliens, assaninations, conspiracies, we are convinced johnny is clinically insane and we love him for that. dont miss this one The Moustache Cronicles Part 2
July 22, 2008 07:56 AM PDT
We return...but the moustaches dont. They have returned to the "Wilfred Brimley Moustache Mothership" leaving us to discuss our Backseat BBQ contest, our upcoming roast, the n-word and a special surprise call in from recording artist "Ian". Ian talk to two old jews who signed the "black man from Harlem Lemon Lewis" The Moustache Cronicles part 1
July 22, 2008 07:31 AM PDT
Two mysterious moustaches find there way to the Conte and Kenny Show. One lands on our own Kenny Michaels and the other on our special guest David Sirus. Mamma Mia, Dark Knight, a listeners letter and of course moustaches are discussed in this Part One of the "Moustache Cronicles". Be sure to download part two!!! Big A****Sodomy****Theme Parks****And a belly dancer
July 15, 2008 10:39 AM PDT
Check out our latest show that features Big A from Opie and Anthony & the Ron and Fez Shows. We get a surprise interview with a belly dancer from turkey. Harry Carey makes a return, Sodomy= Conquering (i dunno ask Kenny)...and loads more!!! What a show!!!
July 07, 2008 08:58 PM PDT
Great show! Big A (from Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez) calls in, Johnny O July 4th bbq party, WWW.myspace.com/iandanceslikethunder...enough said about that, Dave Sirus, Zool....Amazing show...it was only 3 hours but we felt like we could have done another 3!!! Enjoy! Kenny is out, let the mess begin
July 01, 2008 03:43 PM PDT
Description:
Tribute to The Legend George Carlin
June 26, 2008 09:45 PM PDT
Very simple, George Carlin............. and Johnny O in studio. Carucci is a no show. we salvage
June 19, 2008 03:54 PM PDT
The Show was spectaclular, stupendous, unbelieveable, and classic. Well it was ok, TV show themes, bad phone calls, untimely deaths and kenny yelling again. worth the download. Harry Carrey sings the blues,retarded baseball players, and more
June 11, 2008 08:45 AM PDT
The Show starts off with Harry Carrey doing a eulogy for the late Jim Mckay, with Soul Joel Richardson sitting in we dive into retarded baseball players,how conte and james met, our fantasy rock bands, and a slew of other homoerotic episodes. Join in and listen for conte to blabber out something that will surely be the new anthem for the show and become our new promo. ( pssst its around 2 hours and 9 minutes in.) The Memorial day show
May 27, 2008 02:42 PM PDT
Well we were the only morons doing radio on memorial day,and it turned out to be a pretty fun show,
Johnny Watson in studio, Chris Rock? what?
May 20, 2008 03:22 PM PDT
Johnny Watson is in studio and we get off to a quick start ripping on conte for not seeing "footloose" among many,many,many,many other fine films. Chris Rock is in studio ? what? nevermind, just listen and enjoy douchebags. Buda is in, Deaf Kareoke is back!!
May 13, 2008 09:39 AM PDT
Comic friend Buda joins the show, we have deaf kareoke again, and its better than ever. More star wars voices and references throughout the show that we really needed, and a whole lot more, a B+ The Conte and Kenny Show
May 06, 2008 09:30 AM PDT
Back from doing our 1st ever xm show, we experienced technical problems AGAIN, but we worked it out with a really good show with our pal Matt Bridgestone.Sappy tapes made for girls, racist animals, Mccain called his wife a what? A soon to be classic johnny o rant, and much much more. The XM Satellite Radio Debut
May 06, 2008 09:11 AM PDT
The debut of "Puppies and Sunshine with Otto and George" On the virus channel 202 was lots of fun, with Joe Conte and Kenny Michaels. No need to describe what transpired, it was a good show and it showcased a lot of fantastic stories from otto including a segment called "Ask George" check it out Technical difficulties, but we saved it
April 28, 2008 10:20 PM PDT
We missed the 1st 1/2 hour but we started late and it was a fun show,We were without james ( maybe the reason we had technical problems) but otto and george ( actually just otto) stepped in and had awful ,terrible and horrid things to say, but was funny as shit, Joe and kenny bring back old stories of sex with hookers, girls snoring while having sex and other atrocities. Enjoy and suggit. Good vs Evil, the westbor baptist chruch back on the show
April 22, 2008 08:49 AM PDT
Our pal david harris from the church of satan in studio with a call from the westboro baptist church( google them) and the interview begins, with visits from, gay leno, harry carry, walken, and many other kenny impressions, pope on a reality show? this one was fun Otto & George , The Comic Stripper, Gay Leno.,
April 15, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
Those 3 people right there should get you to click on this podcast right away, if not, just go outside jump in front of a garbage truck and thats the same feeling you will get after listening to this hysterical disaterous mess. Final round of The No Comics Laughing Contest part 2
April 01, 2008 11:20 AM PDT
Part 2 Kids Final round of the No Comics Laughing contest part 1
April 01, 2008 10:17 AM PDT
The final round of the contest was the best round of all, the show itself was the best out of all 3 rounds also, massage parlors, prostitutes, sex with a canteloupe, and many other high brow topics werd discussed along with the contest hosted by the fantastic Joe Fernandes, dont miss this episode BOTH PARTS. 2nd round of the contest, part 2 of the podcast
March 25, 2008 11:25 AM PDT
2nd round of the contest episode part 2 2nd round of the contest, part 1 of the podcast
March 25, 2008 09:18 AM PDT
The 2nd round of the competition went better than expected the comics all did great and it was a very close race, check it out to see who goes on next week, teddy daniels did a fine job hosting and a lot of the same zeros that were here ast week showed up again, we love em. The 1st round of the No Comics Laughing Contest, Otto's back
March 23, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
Here it is, the 1st round of the No Comics Laughing competition, with guest judges Otto ( otto and george) and the reverend david harris from the church of satan. The warm and fuzzy Johnny O starts off the contest by hosting and doing a bang up job ( here boy) with a studio /theater filled with friends and friends of the competitors it made for a great fun night none of us will forget ..well...something like that. Our 1st show on Ubroadcast
March 04, 2008 03:05 PM PST
Very exciting for us that we are broadcasting on ubroadcast, boring for you. The show in fact, was real good, a tiny woman gives birth to a fetus almost as big as her, the music our military tortures enimies with, and a whole lot of other useless crap. Check it out . One for the ages
February 18, 2008 08:47 PM PST
Bobs dramatic acting for the contest promo, weiner poopie is on the board, Homecoming queen is a DISASTER, the most spoiled girl on the planet, duelling Christopher Walkens? Need we say more? One worth listening to. Scouts Honor. Sad Songs, Young Trannys? Comedy Contest
February 12, 2008 05:34 PM PST
Lets see, how could this show have been so good, so borderline offensive and just plain silly at the same time? Young girl wants a weiner? Radio commercial for busting a nut? the worlds saddest songs? italians who sexual assault teenagers? weiner poop... Bob was ill tonite - Mike Gaffney sits in.
December 10, 2007 10:05 PM PST
Kenny tries his hardest to come out of the closet tonight. Many times... Where do we even begin with this gem of a show?
December 04, 2007 12:23 PM PST
Well 1st off Teddy Daniels ( The Riviera, Las Vegas ) filled in for james and did a splendid job. Between the man growing tree bark on his body, the sissy pussy bands we like, moped rides as kids, the return of Imus, Conte in a new comedy video on you tube,and even some tight pants wearing black men on you tube that kenny found. we can say you wont be dissapointed ( unlike most of our shows.) The limb craving beauty paegent, low self esteem all good things
November 27, 2007 01:51 PM PST
Enjoy this show with talks of beauty pageants with missing limbs, jet games and boobs, old war stories about the women ( or lack of) we have been with. Conte opens up about his self esteem issues, and a slew of other mind boring topics.....fun times for all Conte and Kenny Show
November 27, 2007 12:20 PM PST
Dave Sirus joins us inthe studio, and to tell you the truth we had trouble putting this episode up and now thats its a week old I forgot what was on the show, im sure it was witty, funny, intellectual and abrasively arrogant. You tell us, we have the memory of a newborn baby. KENNY GETS A CREDIT CARD (and a towel for Joe)!
November 13, 2007 06:03 AM PST
Our ace in the hole Kenny Michaels is taking care of family bizz this show, but we are lucky enough to have Mike Gaffney and Chris Johnston do a more than adequate job filling in for Mr. Michaels. Kenny does call in and tell us about his newly aquired credit card with an interesting limit (lets just say it aint no American Express Black). Writers strike, stagehand strike, 4 girls 1 mouth, tons more! Hot dead chick or a living 92 year old?
November 05, 2007 09:52 PM PST
What is less sick, Banging a hot dead chick or a living 92 year old woman? We take that complex question head on. Kenny reveals his new talent as a psychic (we actually have 2 ladies in the studio), Joe goes off about tartar sauce with borderline fatal laughing, good ol fashioned fun with necrophilia, Otto outtakes and lots more!!! The Show, minus Bob + Zool = A Mess
October 30, 2007 05:02 PM PDT
With Bob out doing the father thing, we got Zool to take his place. Zool brings his style of class, upper crust , almost royal family like witty banter to the table, not THIS table, instead its childish bellowing, racist remarks and just mindless chatter. Maybe thats why we like him, Racey the clown makes a guest appearance. Teen boy freed from jail after 2 years for having fun with another teen, Drunk horney text message from Kenny to Conte @ 430am, the 5 most unsexiest women in america. and much more. Kenny's back with a vengeance PT 2 (the last few minutes)
October 23, 2007 11:31 AM PDT
the last few moments of the show from 10/22 Kenny's back with a vengeance..sort of. PT 1
October 23, 2007 11:03 AM PDT
Kenny came back with a fireball of rage, intensity, and comic genius...well he was drunk by the 2nd hour. The top 10 comedy movies of all time, cocaine stories, puppy tossing. angry basketball players, the yankees mess, and shitty pussy pants? |
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