Conte and Kenny Show

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Kenny is out at the yankees game with his sister, so to fill his shoes we get rich carucci and mike gaffney.Terrorism, death penalty for child rapists? Don imus, racism, and beer drinking from the best mess of a human being rich carucci. Its a formula for disaster and laughs. Someone kill kenny next time he decides to "take a day off".

Very simple, George Carlin............. and Johnny O in studio.

The Show was spectaclular, stupendous, unbelieveable, and classic. Well it was ok, TV show themes, bad phone calls, untimely deaths and kenny yelling again. worth the download.

The Show starts off with Harry Carrey doing a eulogy for the late Jim Mckay, with Soul Joel Richardson sitting in we dive into retarded baseball players,how conte and james met, our fantasy rock bands, and a slew of other homoerotic episodes. Join in and listen for conte to blabber out something that will surely be the new anthem for the show and become our new promo. ( pssst its around 2 hours and 9 minutes in.)

Heather Height is in studio promoting her new show Marconi's regret on rockland world radio.com which premieres june 4th @ 730pm. Conte admits some embarassing episode over the weekend, white ass brent is picked on because he says nice things about the show in his blog. We play the "guess if conte saw the movie or not game" and it was better than we thought it would be. Tune in for some low brow and cultish broadcasting.

Well we were the only morons doing radio on memorial day,and it turned out to be a pretty fun show,
1. Conte saw WHAT MOVIE??????
2. Conte did WHAT illegal activity?
3. The Otto BBQ update
4. Celebrity sighting at the party,
5. Kenny is gonna be homeless?
6. isnt that enough to want to listen to the podcast?
7. Fuck off
PLUS WE GOT THE INTERLOPER:ALIEN WARRIOR COMEDIAN FROM LAST COMIC STANDING!!!

Johnny Watson is in studio and we get off to a quick start ripping on conte for not seeing "footloose" among many,many,many,many other fine films. Chris Rock is in studio ? what? nevermind, just listen and enjoy douchebags.

Comic friend Buda joins the show, we have deaf kareoke again, and its better than ever. More star wars voices and references throughout the show that we really needed, and a whole lot more, a B+

Back from doing our 1st ever xm show, we experienced technical problems AGAIN, but we worked it out with a really good show with our pal Matt Bridgestone.Sappy tapes made for girls, racist animals, Mccain called his wife a what? A soon to be classic johnny o rant, and much much more.

The debut of "Puppies and Sunshine with Otto and George" On the virus channel 202 was lots of fun, with Joe Conte and Kenny Michaels. No need to describe what transpired, it was a good show and it showcased a lot of fantastic stories from otto including a segment called "Ask George" check it out

We missed the 1st 1/2 hour but we started late and it was a fun show,We were without james ( maybe the reason we had technical problems) but otto and george ( actually just otto) stepped in and had awful ,terrible and horrid things to say, but was funny as shit, Joe and kenny bring back old stories of sex with hookers, girls snoring while having sex and other atrocities. Enjoy and suggit.

Our pal david harris from the church of satan in studio with a call from the westboro baptist church( google them) and the interview begins, with visits from, gay leno, harry carry, walken, and many other kenny impressions, pope on a reality show? this one was fun

Those 3 people right there should get you to click on this podcast right away, if not, just go outside jump in front of a garbage truck and thats the same feeling you will get after listening to this hysterical disaterous mess.

Part 2 Kids

The final round of the contest was the best round of all, the show itself was the best out of all 3 rounds also, massage parlors, prostitutes, sex with a canteloupe, and many other high brow topics werd discussed along with the contest hosted by the fantastic Joe Fernandes, dont miss this episode BOTH PARTS.

2nd round of the contest episode part 2

The 2nd round of the competition went better than expected the comics all did great and it was a very close race, check it out to see who goes on next week, teddy daniels did a fine job hosting and a lot of the same zeros that were here ast week showed up again, we love em.

Here it is, the 1st round of the No Comics Laughing competition, with guest judges Otto ( otto and george) and the reverend david harris from the church of satan. The warm and fuzzy Johnny O starts off the contest by hosting and doing a bang up job ( here boy) with a studio /theater filled with friends and friends of the competitors it made for a great fun night none of us will forget ..well...something like that.

Very exciting for us that we are broadcasting on ubroadcast, boring for you. The show in fact, was real good, a tiny woman gives birth to a fetus almost as big as her, the music our military tortures enimies with, and a whole lot of other useless crap. Check it out .

Bobs dramatic acting for the contest promo, weiner poopie is on the board, Homecoming queen is a DISASTER, the most spoiled girl on the planet, duelling Christopher Walkens? Need we say more? One worth listening to. Scouts Honor.

Lets see, how could this show have been so good, so borderline offensive and just plain silly at the same time? Young girl wants a weiner? Radio commercial for busting a nut? the worlds saddest songs? italians who sexual assault teenagers? weiner poop...

Kenny tries his hardest to come out of the closet tonight. Many times...

Well 1st off Teddy Daniels ( The Riviera, Las Vegas ) filled in for james and did a splendid job. Between the man growing tree bark on his body, the sissy pussy bands we like, moped rides as kids, the return of Imus, Conte in a new comedy video on you tube,and even some tight pants wearing black men on you tube that kenny found. we can say you wont be dissapointed ( unlike most of our shows.)

Enjoy this show with talks of beauty pageants with missing limbs, jet games and boobs, old war stories about the women ( or lack of) we have been with. Conte opens up about his self esteem issues, and a slew of other mind boring topics.....fun times for all

Dave Sirus joins us inthe studio, and to tell you the truth we had trouble putting this episode up and now thats its a week old I forgot what was on the show, im sure it was witty, funny, intellectual and abrasively arrogant. You tell us, we have the memory of a newborn baby.

Our ace in the hole Kenny Michaels is taking care of family bizz this show, but we are lucky enough to have Mike Gaffney and Chris Johnston do a more than adequate job filling in for Mr. Michaels. Kenny does call in and tell us about his newly aquired credit card with an interesting limit (lets just say it aint no American Express Black). Writers strike, stagehand strike, 4 girls 1 mouth, tons more!

What is less sick, Banging a hot dead chick or a living 92 year old woman? We take that complex question head on. Kenny reveals his new talent as a psychic (we actually have 2 ladies in the studio), Joe goes off about tartar sauce with borderline fatal laughing, good ol fashioned fun with necrophilia, Otto outtakes and lots more!!!

With Bob out doing the father thing, we got Zool to take his place. Zool brings his style of class, upper crust , almost royal family like witty banter to the table, not THIS table, instead its childish bellowing, racist remarks and just mindless chatter. Maybe thats why we like him, Racey the clown makes a guest appearance. Teen boy freed from jail after 2 years for having fun with another teen, Drunk horney text message from Kenny to Conte @ 430am, the 5 most unsexiest women in america. and much more.

the last few moments of the show from 10/22

Kenny came back with a fireball of rage, intensity, and comic genius...well he was drunk by the 2nd hour. The top 10 comedy movies of all time, cocaine stories, puppy tossing. angry basketball players, the yankees mess, and shitty pussy pants?